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How to Be a Footballer by Peter Crouch

• How to Be a Footballer
• Peter Crouch
• Page: 320
• Format: pdf, ePub, mobi, fb2
• ISBN: 9781785039782
• Publisher: Penguin Random House UK

How to Be a Footballer

Free aduio book download How to Be a Footballer 9781785039782 by Peter Crouch MOBI ePub

Overview

‘Very funny on almost every page, wonderfully self-deprecating and very sharp on the ludicrous behaviour of the modern player’ – Sunday Times

‘The funniest man in British sport’ – Metro

**Shortlisted for the National Book Awards**
**A Sunday Times Sports Book of the Year**

You become a footballer because you love football. And then you are a footballer, and you’re suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one team-mate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station. Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate. So walk with me into the dressing-room, to find out which players refuse to touch a football before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires never have any shower-gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks at himself in the mirror. We will go into post-match interviews, make fools of ourselves on social media and try to ensure that we never again pay £250 for a haircut that should have cost a tenner. We’ll be coached and cajoled by Harry Redknapp, upset Rafa Benitez and be soothed by the sound of an accordion played by Sven-Goran Eriksson’s assistant Tord Grip. There will be some very bad music and some very bad decisions. I am Peter Crouch. This is How To Be A Footballer. Shall we? Can’t get enough of Crouch? Tune into That Peter Crouch Podcast on Radio 5 Live

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